Reba gives birth to 10 puppies

by Randall Beaird

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Reba (left) Nemo (right)

Nemo woke me up early yesterday morning, barking by my window.  I could tell he was excited about something, and had a good idea.  I made my way out to the shed next to the old chicken house, and,  sure enough, Reba had 10 puppies by her side.  I laid straw in about three different areas in the sheds two sections, and Reba chose to give birth under the old twin bed frame.  Yes, there was actually an old iron box spring mattress in this shed for one of the chicken house workers to sleep on, with a propane outlet added to keep warm in the winter.  In my farm’s heyday, there were eight 300 foot long chicken houses.  Nemo is the proud father, but Reba let him know to keep his distance. Today she let him lick them, but not very long.

I was at the vet today having their dewclaws removed and met a nice older gentleman.  He was probably at least 80, and was there for his chihuahuas’ nails to be trimmed.  He said it was his wife’s dog but she passed two years ago, and the little rascal took to him pretty good.  He also said he was going to ask the vet to trim his toenails because they were terribly long and he couldn’t reach them anymore.  I thought he was kidding, but after seeing him walk and him bringing it up again I knew he was having trouble.  So I told him I would take care of them outside on the porch if he had any clippers.  Of course he didn’t and I wish now I went to the dollar store and bought a pair.

16 days old--June 6, 2014

16 days old–June 6, 2014

 

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A few slabs of wood

by Randall Beaird

I’ve been building a few slab benches.  They are all joined with dowel pins and glue, no screws.  Two have three coats of shellac and four have two coats of spar polyurethane.  My next batch will have the traditional 4 legs, though these are sturdy/stable. In my shop, my workhorse is this JET JJP-12 12-Inch Jointer Planer

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If the slab is wider than 12″, I use my Makita KP0810 7.5 Amp 3-1/4-Inch Planer

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and my Makita 9903 8.8 Amp 3-Inch-by-21-Inch Variable Speed Belt Sander

 

 

 

 

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From newspapers to my blog

by Randall Beaird

Coyote Grove was published in about twenty newspapers across the southern states.  It covered life in the country and a medley of other topics.  Randy Bamboo is my blog, and my older columns will be mixed with it.
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functional Arrow Bamboo from Japan. Once used often in the heat of battle, it now stands tall as a rather peaceful, though stunning houseplant.

I have large piles of spalted oak and old chicken house lumber that I turn in to tables and benches.  And then there’s Reba and Nemo, my Anatolian Shepherds that keep an eye on my herd of lawnmowers (Katahdin Sheep.)

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Living on Salty June

by Randall Beaird

During the summer of 2005 I was working south of Victoria, Texas and spending every weekend fishing in Port O’Connor.  I kayakgreen bought a 15 foot kayak, built a trolling motor mount behind me, anchored it to the battery and was soon cruising miles from shore in the bay and finger-like canals.

I would pack my tent, find a sandy spot, as high as possible to dodge high tide, and explore–had a little shellac working by Sunday, layers of sunscreen and insect repellant.

I would troll a little, or anchor and fish by some structure.  When the big boats flew by they loved to roar their approval/surprise as I puttered down the shoreline.  I was in no hurry, and packed a collapsible lawnchair.

Doug and Pat helped me catch these.

Doug and Pat helped me catch these.

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Nothing beats grilled trout, especially when you’re starving. After a few weeks I knew I needed a bigger kitchen, and a shower, so I started looking for a rental.  I ended up buying my apartment, a 36 foot Grand Banks trawler.

It made my commute to work a little longer, but I was coming home daily, to my baby.   I named her Salty June because it was a very salty June living off that kayak on the weekends.  But by July, the tides were runnin’ right, and Fridays often found me headed to the offshore jetties a few miles away.  Anchored on the calm bay side, just feet from the deep water cuts, was the place for me.

cabbageheadOne hot night in August, millions of cabbage head jellyfish were in the marina, I mean thick, and one was clogging up my AC intake. Dripping sweat, desperate to sleep, I threw on my goggles and eased in with the cabbage heads. They don’t sting, but like playing dodgeball, and I was losing in this nightmare. Their mucous creates an itch, especially after that slow dance, so I took my weekly shower early.

Just one month later, Katrina was rippin’ toward New Orleans, as all my fellow boaters in the marina stayed glued to the reports. But she never made us quiver like those to the east. katrina_2005_map

Then came Rita, and things were about to get crazy.  From early on she showed the potential to wreck Port O’Connor.  Work let out early Thursday, September 22 so I rushed home to Salty June.  It didn’t look good, though they said if it wobbled, it would most likely bend toward Louisiana.  So I decided to make a run for Corpus Christi.  (I had enough diesel to make Mexico with two 200 gallon tanks.)

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The problem with my plan was that there were long desolate stretches between Port O’Connor and Corpus, plus I would be on foot if I abandoned ship.  I was trying to save my insurance deductible — $4,000.

My GPS unit was dialed in nicely on the channel, showing me the deepest part and navigational buoys, or I wouldn’t have been able to drive by myself, 90 miles at 8 knots, twelve hours straight.

I remember around 1am, hearing on the radio, it was forecast to hit Matagorda, just north of Port O’Connor, but it was still several hundred miles away and over 24 hours from landfall.  By the time I made Rockport around 3am, Rita started flirting with Louisiana.  And when I pulled into the Corpus Christi Marina at 6am, she was moving in for a deadly mugging, the following morning, at the Texas/Louisiana border. Corpus Christi and Bay Marinas

The marina was close to downtown Corpus, and after tying up and taking a nap, I hit the streets walking around noon.  Many of the businesses were boarded up, but I found a Whataburger with the drive-thru open.  I remember feeling odd as I waited in line among the cars, creeping toward a big burger meal, doing exaggerated stretching every 30 seconds–just little signals to the car behind, “Easy on the knees.” Certainly feeling vulnerable, yet lucky to be alive.

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The journey back to Port O’Connor the next morning was heaven; I could see the sights.  My dock mates who stayed said the water rose about five feet, and I lost some lawn chairs.  I know–lucky.  And if I ever meet a single lady named June, especially in June…
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I drove from up top–much bettter visibility.

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Only lovers

by Randall Beaird

Nothing was more exciting than that first day of school. I couldn’t wait to play bombardment at recess and see who was in my class. I remember one night before one of those days. Dad did a bed-check and saw my new red striped bowling shoes peeking from the blanket, then my matching plaid pants. Busted! I had to put on my pajamas.

It was Valentine’s Day 1974. I was in fifth grade and secretly liking girls for the past two years. I decided it was time to show my true colors.randall2ndgrade
Up ’til then, my only display of affection was a simple wish. I loved teachers that had alphabetical order seating. That was my only chance to sit by a girl. The worm on shore at dawn was only as shy.

The white lunch sacks were peppered with hearts and hung on the window sill. Mine had an extra special notice across it in my largest, neatest print. “ONLY LOVERS PUT CARDS IN THIS BAG.”

My rationale was simple. I liked girls. It was a perfect opportunity to find my first girlfriend. I sat through class flashing opossum grins at potential sweethearts. Daydreaming, I saw them wrestling each other to place cards in my sack.

Finally, it was party time, time to deliver cards and fall in love forever. I stood off to the side ready to bust; my grin was gargantuan. I can still see Mrs. Malloy looking at me, smiling and shaking her head.

Some things you have to learn the hard way. I was up for a hard fall, and she knew it.

The line of classmates inched along the sacks splashed with hearts though it slowed especially when it reached mine. After a quick reading, much to my surprise and dismay, they were passing without dropping a thing.

It was my first lesson on cutting your losses. My smile went from big and sure to sheepish as I discreetly made my way to the problem with a large red crayon. Except Mrs. Malloy, no one noticed. I stood inches from the bag, madly marking away. The bold declaration grew into a jagged red rectangle.

I staggered off to deliver my cards, only to tip-toe back later for another look. It was almost like my only eagle on the golf course. A 170 yard blind five wood faded onto a green I couldn’t see. I couldn’t find the ball, so I tiptoed to the hole. In five giant steps I was off the green as my sand wedge and putter sailed high. I jumped and yelled, “IT’S IN THE HOLE! IT’S IN THE HOLE!” Only this time, “They were in the bag!” but I wasn’t about to holler. I already tried eager with a big toothy grin and red crayon.